why this page exists

Yes, I may be the type of person that some might refer to as being a bit opinionated. Yes, I may share those opinions, even when they aren't solicited or even welcome. And yes, I think the world would be a better place if I ran it and everything was done my way because I have enough sense and logic to do things like get rid of the designated hitter, nuclear weapons, astroturf, and the entire hulk hogan family.
But the real reason this page exists is to get my annoyingly persistent friends to shut the hell up about me blogging and let them realize this isn't going to be nearly as interesting for them to read as they think.

-Long live the doggies-