Attention Whore!

I've developed this finely tuned sense of anger whenever I undoubtedly come across attention whores. What the hell is with you people? Seriously, what happen as a child or adult that makes you think other people want to be spoon fed your bs, just so you get the oh's and ah's out of them??? I wish I could say "grow up" or "get a life," obviously you don't or can't do either, so I'll keep that piece of advise for the worthy. I will however, give you this piece, do you really want to see how much people care about you and your inconceivable notions? Do you really want to see who's buying your over abundance of pork bellies? I have a cure for you! Kill yourself, then you can see how much attention you get.  That way you save those who don't give a shit the headache and satisfy your insatiable appetite for stupidity at the SAME time. Snake you're being a dick, yes I can hear your thoughts, I'm special like that. Okay, so lets say that you were abused, neglected, lack the self esteem, confidence, courage or just plain buy into the necessities of facebook, twitter or any other social avenues that encourage this behavior. If any of the above describes you, call 1-900-whogivesashit, yes that's right, its a 900 number. You should be charged for being an idiot. I'm not here to fix you, only you and your sharpest razor blade can do that. I'm here to tell you, "I see you and will forever ignore you."

Where's the fine line?

I would like to take a moment to give thanks for allowing me the honor of expressing my deepest and darkest issues publicly. Although 3 followers hardly constitutes as "public" it still gives me a great feeling of satisfaction that those involved in this jablog will be able to read and criticize me.

I would like to bring up the subject of friends becoming more then just friends. Friends that wanna take it to the next level.

In our current time there are a lot more coed friendships. Now does this mean that people are more mature or more knowledgeable in that they understand where the fine line exist? For the sake of humanity, I would certainly love to hope so. Now this is my experience, meaning me, mine, myself and not others in my group, this has nothing to do with you, so please don't think the world revolves around you other then our lunches and our weekly hangout's to watch Jersey(fuck me in the ass) Shore. May I add that the only reason I allow the viewing of JS without complaint is cuz of the good food, drink and the delightful company.  With that combination we could watch two elephants hump for all I care.

Now if mixed sex friendships can exist on a strictly platonic level then a vast majority of married people wouldn't be telling single people to marry their best friend, but that's what has me going.  For argumentative sake lets say you should marry your best friend, then whats wrong with mixed sex friends getting it on with each other, without fear of criticism from others in the group or fear you may screw up the friendship. Well yes we do have to factor in jealousy and/or envy. To the friends that get jealous, pity them, but also be nice, after all they look up to you. Love is a beautiful thing and if you were to find it in a friend, even better, but don't be naive about it.  Don't let the fact that your single or that you haven't got any in a while be your sole motivation. Speaking again on my behalf, a majority of my friends throughout my adult life have been women, not that I hooked up with them, but I rather enjoyed their company. I was able to disconnect myself from them intimately. I was able to flirt, be the guy a girl can count on and things never got out of hand. I set a precedence for myself, I knew if I let anything go further, what the repercussions may be and unfortunately I never had a friend that was able to get me to my knees. Granted if things were to go more intimate, I can say temptation is a hard beast to resist, especially since your defenses are dropped, your insecurities go away and without a doubt your very comfortable with that person. I know some of you will speculate, that if one friend expresses to another a deeper emotion, then they would be potentially screwing up the friendship. Hey, guess what, fuck it, why order a salad when your craving a burger. Eventually your not only going to eat that burger, but I'm willing to bet you will have a large fry and a chocolate shake to go with it. Indulge now and get it out of the way. If your mature enough to be a good friend and give them advice when they are in need, then you should be able to express your deeper emotions without feeling you will fuck things up. I am not without heart, I understand that some friends may become concerned for both parties involved and may think they are looking out for them. I hate to say it, but no matter what advise you give, you will be the one they will blame, no matter the turnout. My message goes out to both sides of the coin, the friends who should stay the fuck out of it and the friends that have deeper emotions, get it on! Don't mess around, don't play, either do it or don't. I leave you with a great lyric rapped by a great and bulging of an artist Pitbull. I can't promise tomorrow, but I can promise tonight.