Attention Whore!

I've developed this finely tuned sense of anger whenever I undoubtedly come across attention whores. What the hell is with you people? Seriously, what happen as a child or adult that makes you think other people want to be spoon fed your bs, just so you get the oh's and ah's out of them??? I wish I could say "grow up" or "get a life," obviously you don't or can't do either, so I'll keep that piece of advise for the worthy. I will however, give you this piece, do you really want to see how much people care about you and your inconceivable notions? Do you really want to see who's buying your over abundance of pork bellies? I have a cure for you! Kill yourself, then you can see how much attention you get.  That way you save those who don't give a shit the headache and satisfy your insatiable appetite for stupidity at the SAME time. Snake you're being a dick, yes I can hear your thoughts, I'm special like that. Okay, so lets say that you were abused, neglected, lack the self esteem, confidence, courage or just plain buy into the necessities of facebook, twitter or any other social avenues that encourage this behavior. If any of the above describes you, call 1-900-whogivesashit, yes that's right, its a 900 number. You should be charged for being an idiot. I'm not here to fix you, only you and your sharpest razor blade can do that. I'm here to tell you, "I see you and will forever ignore you."