our non-celeb obsession

Why do so many people give a shit about John Gosselin? Really, what's wrong with you people? The media can't get enough of him, always talkin about who he's dating, where he's been sited, what a bad boy he’s become... it makes me sick. I had to wiki his ass a month or two ago just to figure out who the hell he was, and I'm not gonna lie, I was very proud of myself for not knowing about him after I realized what a tool he is and what he's famous for. Compared to him, Paris Hilton is totally worthy of her celebrity; at least she blew some dude on a night vision video camera for the world to see.
You people need to stop giving a crap about people who not only shouldn’t be famous but probably shouldn’t be allowed to breath from our air supply, and I need to get me a night vision video camera.